English Post No. 3

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There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or an opera diva.

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In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane.

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Life is one fool thing after another whereas love is two fool things after each other.

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I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another matter.

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Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.