English Post No. 1

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He who laughs last is generally the last one to get the joke.

- Terry Cohen

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A social study has concluded that a woman's ultimate fantasy is having two men at a time! In the fantasy, one cooks while the other cleans the house. Hehehe.

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Don't be unhappy if all your dreams never come true, just be thankful that your nightmares don't too.

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Can you imagine a world without men? No crimes and lots of happy fat women!

- Nicole Hollander

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It is a scientific fact that 1 out of 3 people is ugly. Look at the person at your left and right. If they are good looking, you're in big trouble!

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Sometimes, I feel like a cup of coffee. A little bitter, a little sweet, but oh so hot!

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I hate liquor and I hate men. To me, they are my enemies! But then again, God said, "Love your enemies." So, what can I do? Disobey God? Amen.

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Difference between knowledge and wisdom. Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit and not a vegetable. Wisdom is knowing not to include it in a fruit salad.

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Never make the same mistake twice. There are so many new ones to make! Try a different one each day!

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You're driving a car at steady speed. On your left is a drop off and on your right is a fire engine going at same speed you are. In front is a galloping horse the same size as your car so you can't overtake. Behind is a galloping zebra. What must you do to get out of this dangerous situation? Get off the Merry-Go-Round!